![]() ![]() “If you’re too open-minded your brains will fall out.”~ Lawrence Ferlinghetti.“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”~ Dalai Lama.“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”~ Harlan Ellison.“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.”~ Ashleigh Brilliant.“If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?” ~ Cynthia Heimel.Naked people have little or no influence in society.” ~ Mark Twain Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.”~ Cullen Hightower “Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life.Now you tell me you love me, that’s why I’m scared!” ~ Anonymous “High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.” ~ Christopher Morley.“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” ~ Charles Wadsworth.It is already tomorrow in Australia.” ~ Charles M. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today.“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” ~ Charles Lamb.“A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.” ~ H.L.“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.”~ Walter Matthau.“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.” ~ Charles de Gaulle. ![]() ![]()
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